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YOU ARE STANDING BEFORE A DOOR MARKED MASTHEAD.

There is a plaque. It reads:

___       ___  __   ___       __           __  
 |  |__| |__  |__) |__     | /__`    |\ | /  \ 
 |  |  | |___ |  \ |___    | .__/    | \| \__/ 
                                               
            __  ___       ___       __         
 |\/|  /\  /__`  |  |__| |__   /\  |  \        
 |  | /~~\ .__/  |  |  | |___ /~~\ |__/ .      
                                               

This is obviously false.

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